December 2011
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I would lovelovelove to shoot my neighbor in the face right now. He’s playing videogames involving machine guns and his tv volume is up all the way.
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Brittany: I've been in one accident and gotten two speeding tickets since I moved here.
Me: Really? I've never gotten a ticket. Never even been pulled over!
*10 minutes later*
*Flashing police lights behind me*
Me: Eff my life..
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